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刚看到我会误以为我很淑女,跟我熟了之后就会发现我其实大大咧咧的,还很八卦!!

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满园春色关不住,一支红杏出墙来
March 15

啊!!!!从Reading Break 以后就平均每周一门考试,而且将一直延续到final exam 前一周。唉........
March 11

无题

只是一个很简单的举动,一句很平常的话,就让人感动到无话可说。那一刻,也感受到了幸福。
February 24

在RR的BOLG里看到的,太强了!

中国简史

  盘古说:我开;
  
  女娲说:我补;
  
  共工说:我撞;
  
  神农说:我尝;
  
  精卫说:我填;
  
  夸父说:我追;
  
  后羿说:我射;
  
  嫦娥说:没射着!
  
  黄帝说:我们做什么;
  
  尧说:我让;
  
  舜说:我也让;
  
  禹说:咱爷们怎么办?
  
  启说:让他们球!
    
  桀说:好玩;
  
  汤说:造反有理了;
  
  夏亡了……
    
  纣说:痛快;
  
  武王说:我也反了;
  
  商亡了……
    
  幽王说:点火;
  
  褒姒说:刺激;
  
  周也亡了……
    
  干将说:我铸;
  
  专诸说:我舞;
  
  荆柯说:我刺;
  
  赢政一躲:没刺着……
    
  始皇说:我修;
  
  姜女说:我哭;
  
  陈胜说:有种;
  
  项羽说:我举;
  
  刘邦说:我斩;
  
  秦亡了……
    
  孔子说:我仁;
  
  孟子说:我义;
  
  老子说:我无为;
  
  庄子说:我逍遥;
  
  韩非子说:把他们全抓了。
    
  张良说:我出谋划策;
  
  韩信说:我统帅三军;
  
  萧何说:无运筹帷幄;
  
  高祖说:老婆,怎么办;
  
  吕后说:全喀嚓了。
    
  文景说:我治;
  
  武帝说:我兴;
  
  光武说:我中兴;
  
  献帝说:我说了不算。
    
  张骞说:我通;
  
  班超说:我也通;
  
  苏武说:通个屁!
    
  卫青说:我打;
  
  霍去病说:我也打;
  
  李广说:我还打;
  
  昭君嫣然晕笑,遂天下太平。
    
  董卓说:我势大;
  
  吕布说:我人帅;
  
  貂婵说:你们俩谁厉害。
  
  董卓完蛋了。
    
  曹操说:快帮我脱鞋迎老许;
  
  刘备说:快给我牵驴来访诸葛;
  
  孙权说:周郎自有妙计安天下;
  
  周瑜说:加油,烧死老曹;
  
  诸葛说:天下三分,人人有份;
  
  司马昭说:向刘备同志学习;
  
  晋开始了。
    
  司马迁说:要想成功,不怕被宫;
  
  班固说:我要出书;
  
  司马相如说:一首赋稿费一千;
  
  曹操说:抄家伙我要赋诗;
  
  曹植说:命题作文有何难;
  
  孔明说:我要写道动员令;
  
  陶潜说你们累不累呀。
  
  遂卷铺盖回家了。
    
  朱温说:我同花顺;
  
  萧道成说:我一条顺;
  
  陈霸先说:重新洗牌……
    
  杨广说:去扬州观花;
  
  李渊说:消来公费旅游;
  
  李世民说:魏征,你的意思;
  
  李治说:老婆,你的意思;
  
  武则天说:那还不如我说了算;
  
  薛刚说:反了你了!
    
  骆宾王说:鹅肥;
  
  王勃说:情深;
  
  李白说:酒美;
  
  王维说:景幽;
  
  孟浩然说:风流;
  
  杜甫说:屋漏;
  
  白居易说:抱想琵琶唱OK;
  
  李商隐:我没话说了。
    
  柴荣说:三武废费有我一份;
  
  赵匡胤说:今年流行黄袍子
  
  寇准说:带上瓶醋谈判去;
  
  李刚说:保家卫国;
  
  徽宗说:没保成;
  
  钦宗说:我想回家;
  
  金兀朱说:没门……
    
  赵构说:把姓岳的抓了;
  
  岳飞说:我有何罪?
  
  秦桧说:也许有……
    
  陆游说:我要死了;
  
  文天祥说:死得好,我为你喝彩!
    
  完颜说:金大;
  
  耶律说:辽大;
  
  成吉思汗说:大你个球!
  
  忽必烈说:亚欧大陆我说了算……
    
  朱元璋说:高筑墙;
  
  建文帝说:孙承祖业;
  
  朱棣说:我找我爹;
  
  严嵩说:清史留字;
  
  崇祯说:袁崇焕,你的良心大大地坏了……
    
  李自成说:歇会,找个小姐来;
  
  吴三桂说:敢泡我老婆;
  
  皇太极说:三桂是个好同志。
    
  顺治说:爱江山更爱美人;
  
  康熙说:江山好管儿子难教;
  
  雍正说:说我狠,我就狠给你们看;
  
  乾隆说:我爹是谁;
  
  嘉庆说:和坤是我爹留给我的遗产……
    
  施耐庵说:天罡盖地煞;
  
  罗贯中说:曹刘震河腰;
  
  吴承恩说:全盘西化;
  
  曹雪芹说;读书人的事能算淫么;
  
  蒲松龄说:我是另类我怕谁?
  
  林则徐说:我销;
  
  洪秀全说:我反;
  
  康有为说:我变;
  
  孙中山说:看我的。
    
  慈禧说:木偶戏你当好演呀;
  
  李连英说:有奴才伺候;
  
  李鸿章说:九亿白银,小意思;
  
  袁世凯说:窃国者为诸候?
  
  蒋介石说:共党未灭何以家为
  
  毛泽东说:中华人民共和国,中央人民政府,成立了

郁闷啊!!!

         最近做飞机总不是很顺利,来温哥华的时候就差一点就没赶上飞机,幸亏是网上提前CHECK-IN了,今干脆就彻底地就没赶上.
         今一大早六点钟就爬起来洗漱了,结果跑到机场没法CHECK-IN ,再跑到柜台一问,人家告诉我说你定的是3月24号的飞机.我晕.简直就是开玩笑!How Come?!!我明明是顺着2月17号下一个星期六选的2月24啊!!怎么就跑到3月份去了?!!也巧了,2月24和3月24都是星期六,害得我也没细看.就注意是不是24号和星期六了.
        唉...早上那班飞机也已经不能CHECK-IN了,还好下午还有一班,就赶快把机票给改了.AIR CANADA 只让我交了50加币的改机票费已经是万幸了.我当初定的时候是96,后来上网一查今天下午回去机票要269,是相当的贵啊!.
         回来后把回国的机票又看了一眼,生怕那个日子也定错了.唉...人老了.眼睛不好使喽.
         P.S.在外边地同志们买机票的时候可要把日子看清楚啊.
        
February 13

三百种语言表达“我爱你”-转自无忧留洋网(资料我最红)

广东话 Moi oiy neya
广东话 Ngo oi ney
普通话 Wo ai ni (Wo3 ai4 ni3 in tonal notation)
Dutch Ik hou van jou
Dutch Ik ben verliefd op je
English I love you
English I adore you
Finnish Mina" rakastan sinua
French Je t'aime
French Je t'adore
German Ich liebe Dich
Greek s'ayapo (spoken s'agapo, 3rd letter is lower case 'gamma')
Greek (old) (Ego) philo su (ego is only needed for emphasis)
Hawaiian Aloha I'a Au Oe
Hungarian Szeretlek
Hungarian Szeretlek te'ged
Icelandic Eg elska thig
Indonesian Saya cinta padamu (Saya, commonly used)
Indonesian Saya cinta kamu ( " )
Indonesian Saya kasih saudari ( " )
Indonesian Aku tjinta padamu (Aku, not often used)
Indonesian Aku cinta padamu ( " )
Indonesian Aku cinta kamu ( " )
Irish taim i' ngra leat
Italian ti amo (if it's a relationship/lover/spouse)
Italian ti voglio bene (if it's a friend, or relative)
Japanese Kimi o ai shiteru
Japanese Aishiteru
Japanese Chuu shiteyo
Japanese Ora omee no koto ga suki da
Japanese Ore wa omae ga suki da
Japanese Suitonnen
Japanese Sukiyanen
Japanese Sukiyo
Japanese Watashi Wa Anata Ga Suki Desu
Japanese Watashi Wa Anata Wo Aishithe Imasu
Japanese Watakushi-wa anata-wo ai shimasu
Japanese Suki desu (used at 1st time, like for a start,
when you are not yet real lovers)
Javanese Kulo tresno
Korean No-rul sarang hae (man to woman in casual relation)
Korean Tangsinul sarang ha yo
Korean Tangshin-ul sarang hae-yo
Korean Tangsinul Sarang Ha Yo
Korean Tangshin-i cho-a-yo (i like you, in a romantic way)
Korean Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Korean Nanun Dangsineul Mucheog Joahapnida
Korean Nanun Dangsineul Saranghapnida
Korean Nanun Gdaega Joa
Korean Nanun Gdaereul Saranghapnida
Korean Nanun Neoreul Saranghanda
Korean Gdaereul Hjanghan Naemaeum Alji
Korean Joahaeyo
Korean Saranghae
Korean Saranghaeyo
Korean Saranghapanida
Malay Saya cintakan mu
Malay Saya sayangkan mu
Malay/Indonesian Saya sayangkan engkau
Malay/Indonesian Saya cintakan awak
Malaysian Saya Cintamu
Malaysian Saya Sayangmu
Malaysian Saya Cinta Kamu
Russian (malincaya) Ya Tibieh Lublue
Spanish Te quiero
Spanish Te amo
Swedish Jag a"lskar dig
Thai Phom Rak Khun (formal, male to female)
Thai Ch'an Rak Khun (formal, female to male)
Thai Khao Raak Thoe (affectionate, sweet, loving)
Thai Phom Rak Khun
Vietnamese Em ye^u anh (woman to man)
Vietnamese Toi yeu em
Vietnamese Anh ye^u em (man to woman)

然后还有这些另类语种

Afrikaans Ek het jou liefe
Afrikaans Ek is lief vir jou
Albanian te dua
Albanian te dashuroj
Alentejano(Portugal) Gosto De Ti, Porra!
Alsacien Ich hoan dich gear
Amharic Afekrishalehou
Arabic Ana Behibak (to a male)
Arabic Ana Behibek (to a female)
Arabic Ib'n hebbak.
Arabic Ana Ba-heb-bak
Arabic nhebuk
Arabic Ohiboke (male to female)
Arabic Ohiboka (female to male)
Arabic Ohibokoma (male or female to two males or two females)
Arabic Nohiboke (more than one male or female to female)
Arabic Nohiboka (male to male or female to male)
Arabic Nohibokoma (m. to m. or f. to two males or two females)
Arabic Nohibokom (m. to m. or f. to more than two males)
Arabic Nohibokon (m. to m. or f. to more than two females)
Arabic (not standard) Bahibak (female to male)
Arabic (not standard) Bahibik (male to female)
Arabic (not standard) Benhibak (more than one male or female to male)
Arabic (not standard) Benhibik (male to male or female to female)
Arabic (not standard) Benhibkom (m. to m. or female to more than one male)
Assamese Moi tomak bhal pau
Basc Nere Maitea
Batak Holong rohangku di ho
Bavarian I mog di narrisch gern
Bengali Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi
Bengali Ami tomake bhalobashi.
Berber Lakh tirikh
Bicol Namumutan ta ka
Bolivian Quechua qanta munani
Bulgarian Obicham te
Burmese chit pa de
Cambodian Bon sro lanh oon
Cambodian kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah
Canadian French Sh'teme (spoken, sounds like this)
Catalan T'estim (mallorcan)
Catalan T'estim molt (I love you a lot)
Catalan T'estime (valencian)
Catalan T'estimo (catalonian)
Cebuano Gihigugma ko ikaw.
Chickasaw chiholloli (first "i" nasalized)
Corsican Ti tengu cara (to female)
Corsican Ti tengu caru (to male)
Croatian LJUBim te
Czech miluji te
Czech MILUJU TE! (colloquial form)
Danish Jeg elsker dig
Ecuador Quechua canda munani
Esperanto Mi amas vin
Estonian Mina armastan sind
Estonian Ma armastan sind
Farsi Tora dust midaram
Farsi Asheghetam
Farsi (Persian) doostat dAram
Filipino Mahal ka ta
Filipino Iniibig Kita
Flemish Ik zie oe geerne
Friesian Ik hald fan dei
Gaelic Ta gra agam ort
Greenlandic Asavakit
Gujrati Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon.
Hausa Ina sonki
Hebrew Ani ohev otach (male to female)
Hebrew Ani ohev otcha (male to male)
Hebrew Ani ohevet otach (female to female)
Hebrew Ani ohevet otcha (female to male)
Hindi Mai tumase pyar karata hun (male to female)
Hindi Mai tumase pyar karati hun (female to male)
Hindi Main Tumse Prem Karta Hoon
Hindi Mai Tumhe Pyar Karta Hoon
Hindi Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon
Hindi Mai Tumse Peyar Karta Hnu
Hindi Mai tumse pyar karta hoo
Hokkien Wa ai lu
Hopi Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Indi Mai Tujhe Pyaar Kartha Ho
Iranian Mahn doostaht doh-rahm
Kannada Naanu Ninnanu Preethisuthene
Kannada Naanu Ninnanu Mohisuthene
Kiswahili Nakupenda
Klingon qabang
Klingon qaparHa' (depends where in the galaxy you are)
Kurdish Ez te hezdikhem (?)
Lao Koi muk jao
Lao Khoi huk chau
Latin Te amo
Latin Vos amo
Latin (old) (Ego) amo te (ego, for emphasis)
Latvian Es milu tevi (Pronounced "Ess tevy meeloo")
Lebanese Bahibak
Lingala Nalingi yo
Lisbon lingo gramo-te bue', chavalinha
Lithuanian TAVE MYLIU (ta-ve mee-lyu)
Lojban mi do prami
Luo Aheri
Macedonian SAKAM TE!
Madrid lingo Me molas, tronca
Malayalam Njyaan Ninne' Preetikyunnu
Malayalam Njyaan Ninne' Mohikyunnu.
Malayalam Ngan Ninne Snaehikkunnu
Marathi me tujhashi prem karto (male to female)
Marathi me tujhashi prem karte (female to male)
Marathi Mi tuzya var prem karato
Mohawk Konoronhkwa
Navaho Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele Niyakutanda
Norwegian Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk)
Norwegian Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal) (pronouncedyai elske dai)
Op Op Lopveop Yopuop
Osetian Aez dae warzyn
Pakistani Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai
Persian Tora dost daram
Pig Latin Ie Ovele Ouye
Polish Kocham Cie
Polish Ja cie kocham
Polish Yacha kocham
Polish Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese Amo-te
Portuguese (brazilian) Eu te amo
Punjabi Mai taunu pyar karda
Punjabi Main Tainu Pyar Karna
Quenya Tye-mela'ne
Romanian Te iu besc
Romanian Te Ador
Russian Ya vas liubliu
Russian Ya tebya liubliu
Russian Ya polubeel s'tebya
Scot Gaelic Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian ljubim te (I kiss you/love you,
'lj' pronounced like 'll' in
Spanish, one sound, 'ly'ish)
Serbocroatian Volim te
Serbocroatian Ljubim te
Shona Ndinokuda
Sinhalese Mama oyata adarei
Sioux Techihhila
Slovak lubim ta
Slovene ljubim te
Srilankan Mama Oyata Arderyi
Swahili Naku penda (followed by the person's name)
Swiss-German Ch'ha di ga"rn
Syrian/Lebanese BHEBBEK (to a female)
Syrian/Lebanese BHEBBAK (to a male)
Tagalog Mahal kita
Tahitian Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil Ni yaanai kaadli karen (You love me)
Tamil n^An unnaik kAthalikkinREn (I love you)
Tamil Naan Unnai Kadalikiren
Tcheque MILUJI TE^
Telugu Neenu ninnu pra'mistu'nnanu
Telugu/india Nenu Ninnu Premistunnanu
Tunisian Ha eh bak *
Turkish Seni seviyo*rum (o* means o)
Turkish Seni Seviyurum
Turkish Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian ja tebe koKHAju (real true love)
Ukrainian ja vas koKHAju
Ukrainian ja pokoKHAv tebe
Ukrainian ja pokoKHAv vas
Urdu Mujhe tumse mohabbat hai
Urdu Main Tumse Muhabbat Karta Hoon
Vlaams Ik hue van ye
Vulcan Wani ra yana ro aisha
Welsh 'Rwy'n dy garu di.
Welsh Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi)
Yiddish Ich libe dich
Yiddish Ich han dich lib
Yiddish Ikh Hob Dikh Lib
Yugoslavian Ya te volim
Zazi Ezhele hezdege (sp?)
Zulu Mena Tanda Wena
Zulu Ngiyakuthanda!
Zuni Tom ho' ichema

这里有一些注释

Afrikaans -> People of Dutch heritage in south Africa.
Alsacien -> french/german dialect (live in france,but speak like german)
Assamese -> language spoken in the state of Assam, India
Batak -> North Sumatra province of indonesia
Bavarian -> Southern state of Germany (actually a German dialect)
Bengali -> language spoken in the state of West Bengal, India,
as well as almost all people of BANGLADESH
Bicol -> Philipin dialect
Cebuano -> language spoken in philipino near the town of Cebu
Chickasaw -> Native American spoken in southeastern Oklahoma.
Friesian -> they speak the language in Northern Holland
in Northern Germany and in some parts of Denmark
mainly west coast
Gaelic -> Irish
Gujrati -> language spoken in the state of Gujrat, India
Hindi -> language spoken in the nothern states of India
Hopi -> North American Indian Tribe (Southwest maybe?)
Kannada -> Language of Karnataka a state in south India.
Klingon -> Spoken in Star Trek
Luo -> Kenya
Malayalam -> language spoken in the state of Kerala, India
Marathi -> language spoken in the state of Maharastra, India
Mohawk -> North american Indian tribe (New England, maybe one of
the Sven Nations/Iriquois)
Navaho -> North american Indian tribe (southwest)
Ndebele -> Zimbabwe
Punjabi -> Northern India
Quechua -> Quecha is a Mayan language
Quenya -> Elvish language invented by J. R. R. Tolkien for his
books, notably _The Lord of the Rings_
Shona -> Zimbabwe
Sinhalese -> Language of the non-Tamil (majority) people of Sri Lanka
Sioux -> North American Indian tribe from the upper Midwest.
Tagalog -> Filipino language
Tamil -> language spoken in the state of Tamil Nadu, India
and in Sri Lanka, Singapore, Malaysia, Mauritus ....
Telugu -> southeastern state of India.
(eleventh most spoken language in the world.)
Urdu -> the language spoken in pakistan
Vlaams -> Belgian Dutch
Vulcan -> Spoken in Star Trek
Zazi -> Kurdic dialect

a" -> a with umlaut
e^ -> ^ above e
a' -> a with the acute accent (') over it

 
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